Carpe Jugulum: (Discworld Novel 23)

Terry Pratchett

"In this and indeed other lives there are givers and takers. It's safe to say that vampires are very much in the latter camp. They don t have much time for the givers of this world except perhaps mealtimes and even less for priests. Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be a priest. Lancre s newes...