Author(s): Clive Whichelow; Mike Haskins

Humour

Some fun guidance and tips as you strike out on your own for the first time At last, no more parents But who's going to do your washing and bail you out when you're short of cash? If you want to survive on your own, you're going to need some survival skills. First, you must have a positive attitude. There's no need to think of it as a student loan, merely that the government is buying this round, and the next, every night. Second, be philosophical. If you deduct holidays, sleeping, and eating time, there's only about three months of actual work.